The Hall of Winners
Let's not forget, shittyhats is a competition. A battle to the death, employees going head to head, with their livelihoods on the line. These hats were the absolute must-haves, and you consumerist animals couldn't get enough of them, making them the winners of their rounds.
Round 7 - CATCHIN' BASS & EATIN' ASS
Two parts of a well balanced diet and lifestyle.
Round 6 - BUCKS, TRUCKS & TITTYFUCKS
The simple pleasures of a hunter's lifestyle. A beautiful animal, a big-ass truck, and pectoral lovemaking.
Round 5 - MOTORBOATIN' SON OF A BITCH
The ideal hat for all sailors, seamen, skippers, captains & motorboaters. And sons of bitches, of course.
You can go fish for Trouts, Pike, Grouper... a real man knows that Ass is the greatest prize in the world.
Yeah, yeah, we know. Good for you. The ultimate trophy, for the ultimate accomplishment.
Round 2 - JESUS TITTY-FUCKING CHRIST
You know, in a lot of translations, Jesus is REALLY into it.
I mean, have you read about what goes on there?! I can't believe they actually took us on field trips to that place.